Create a story from this list of random words:

1. ornate
2. mirth
3. accordion
4. pinprick
5. askew
6. motley
7. reverie
8. vanquish
9. discordant
10. symposium
11. discard
12. oregano
13. summon
14. skewer
15. protrude
16. scythe
17. fathom
18. blasphemous
19. scaffold
20. enthusiastic
21. incredulous
22. groin
23. comradeship
24. absurdity
25. requisition
26. charade
27. suspicion
28. sophisticated
29. assertive
30. colonel
31. conscript
32. Berkely Street
33. Jesus
34. Grandma Redbird
35. gazillion
36. phony
37. quarrel
38. illuminate
39. commiserate
40. juvenile
41. capitulate
42. idiocy
43. deprive
44. implacability
45. protrude
46. glower
47. shovel
48. subversive
49. corridor
50. abuse
51. bollocks
52. extenuate
53. tank top
54. dark sweater
55. shorts
56. pullover
57. hat
58. robe
59. jeans