Your personal sculptor is carving a person, thing or event from the last month of your life into the glistening marble of immortality. What’s the statue of and what makes it so significant?

Your blog just went viral. Ok, sorry, not yet. But just imagine. What’s the one post you’d like new readers to see and remember you by? Write that post.

You’ve been asked to do a five-minute presentation to a group of schoolchildren on anything of your choice. What would you present?

You’re making a documentary about something that you feel so passionate about that you’ve saved up for a decade to get it made. Ok, you’re not making a documentary really, but you’re writing a post about the same subject. Go write it!

You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?

You’re writing a spooky story about the sea. What’s in the deep end?

You’re a movie star. What foods/items do you request for your dressing room?

You wake up and discover that you can speak another language. Which one?

You receive a call from someone you don’t expect. Who is it, and what is the conversation about?

You have three hundred words to justify the deletion from time, space and memory a person, place or thing. Failure to convince will result in it being infinitely cloned and paraded on a billboard in front of your home forevermore.